You know you're a redneck if...

...your daddy slides you down your driveway in a cardboard box with your brother and your cousin.



...you're wearing 17 layers. And none of them match.



...you wear your dad's scarf and your sister wears your hat.



...you sing "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" (Complete with actions....who knew there were actions?!) from atop a snow hill in your front yard and aren't embarrassed.



...your parents consider shoveling optional when only 6 inches of snow fell.



...your neighbors are buffalo. Really cold buffalo.



...you "pose" in the front yard, showing your mom "your muscles."



...you're wearing a lot of the same snow clothes you did last winter. And the winter before. (And even, yes, the winter before.)




...your daddy slides you down your driveway in a cardboard box with your brother and your cousin.

That's how you know you're a Frozen Tundra redneck.